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7/27/2007 lolFrom my classmate: SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows the Government takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM: You have 2 cows the Government takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM: You have 2 cows.The Government takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM: You have 2 cows the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away... TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows.You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead. A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide. A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. But you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. A SWISS CORPORATION:You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them. A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers. AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows.You worship them. A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad. AN IRISH FARMER: You have two cows. You claim government subsidies for eight cows WIKIPEDIA: These cows are temporarily protected from milking. Please resolve disputes regarding cows on the talk page. Protection is not intended to express support of American or Iraqi cows. 7/26/2007 Goin Home!今天收到Career Office的信, 成功申请到BJ和HK两处的Career Fair. (上海的我没有申请) 据说8月份的时候学校会把我的CV直接发给参加的公司 看了信 不自觉的就动起来(虽然心里并不大觉得) 终于能回北京啦 哈哈哈 BTW, 9月初身在香港的人, 找我报道!!! :) 7/24/2007 Windows Live Writer Test这回我可以不用一边抱怨一边写space了 发现这个Live Writer还不错, 只是我现在还不知道它贴出来的样子
About Perl 还有昨天看了一点OO Perl, 当时就疯了. 打算如果工程到后面需要构建系统的话, 还是在C++里面调用Perl我心里有谱 To Lobatt: 你要是看见我在线 就跟我唠叨唠叨Perl的使用经验:) |
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